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The Most Ugly Christmas Jumpers Ever

The Most Ugly Christmas Jumpers Ever

Fashion Christmas Jumper Ugly

Written 13th September 2022 | Subscribe to our Christmas newsletter

There are 100's of Christmas Jumpers on the market, everyone looks for a unique one, but there are a few out there that we don't think anyone would actually wear.

Take a look at our selection of ugly Christmas Jumpers.

The One with a Boob Showing

The One with a Boob Showing

Available in a red snowflake design, there isn't many places you could wear this jumper. 

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The One with Santa Going for a Poo

The One with Santa Going for a Poo

Not many people could pull off a Christmas Jumper of Santa going to the toilet on a chimney.

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The Christmas Santapede Jumper

The Christmas Santapede Jumper

This is truly disgusting! Available in Black or Red.

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I Do It For The Hos

I Do It For The Hos

Funny or offensive? You decide? Available in 5 colours.

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The Hairy Mans Chest

The Hairy Mans Chest

A jumper that will definitely get people looking. 

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Jesus in a Sling

Jesus in a Sling

Not as ugly as previous, but still one you wouldn't actually wear.

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I Have A Big Package For You

I Have A Big Package For You

Although funny, a naked Santa shouldn't be on a jumper.

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Pudding Boobs

Pudding Boobs

There isn't many places this jumper would be acceptable.

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Kiss Santa's Mistletoe

Kiss Santa's Mistletoe

Santa's mistletoe has been placed in a very inappropriate place.

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