Christmas Toilet Paper | ThatChristmasMagic.com

Written 6th November 2022 | Subscribe to our Christmas newsletter

Nothing says Christmas more than sitting on the toilet ready to wipe and holding a piece of festive piece toilet paper in your hand.

Not only is it a fantastic addition to any household at Christmas time, it is also a fantastic Secret Santa present.

There are so many to choose from. Here are a few of our favourites.

The classic 'Merry Christmas'

Comes in a pack of four, 2 ply.

One reviewer said 'I bought these to use as a fun stocking filler! The paper is quite thin and flimsy but the toilet rolls raised a few laughs!'

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A Variety Pack

Five different designs, thick toilet paper at 5 ply.

One reviewer said "I just love the comments when my guests visit the smallest room. Just adding a tad of Christmas spirit to every occasion"

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Ho Ho Ho I Gotta Go

A pack of four, 3 ply.

One reviewer said "It's funny, which was the idea of getting it. Pretty thin, but not as bad as some cheap toilet rolls and nobody complained."

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Santa on the Toilet

Comes in a pack of two, 2 ply.

One view said "Cute stocking stuffer but the rolls were about half the size of a regular toilet paper role."

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He Sees You When You're Pooping

Pack of two, 3 ply.

One reviewer said "Bit thin, but does the job"

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Christmas Joke Toilet Paper

Pack of one, 2 ply.

One reviewer said "The rolls are a bit rough but expected with all wording and color"

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You're on Santa's Poo List

Pack of 2, 3 ply.

One reviewer said "This was the best gag gift that could actually be used without wasting money. Not to mention it was thick and 3 ply. Perfect gift for a Christmas party or to be used during the holidays."

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Merry Christmas - I love the Poo outta of you

1 roll, 3 ply.

One Reviewer said "Great for Christmas decor!"

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Christmas Embroidered Toilet Paper

2 Rolls, 2 ply.

One Reviewer said "The toilet paper itself is a regular roll and only 1 square is embroidered but in the description, it does state that it isn't the whole roll which I was fine with. It came with 2 rolls and both were in plastic and practically gift wrapped already. The embroidering is done very well and wasn't tearing the paper or anything"

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Merry Stinkmas

1 roll, 2 ply.

One reviewer said "Bit thin, but made my wife laugh"

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The classic 'Seasons Greeting"

One roll, 2 ply

One reviewer said "Hard as rock but cute as a bottom"

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Reindeer Sat on Toilet

One roll, 3 ply

One reviewer said "It’s an adorable idea. Just really uncomfortable to use. Too rough."

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Tinkle all the Way

Three rolls, 2 ply

One reviewer said "I put these in my bathroom for laughs during my Christmas party, everyone commented on how cute, luckily no one said anything about how uncomfortable it was.

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